I have published four books. The first three are collections of short real-life stories, most of which deal with the improbable events of my disoriented life in Mexico. My fourth and most recent book is a novel, detailing the decline and fall of a middle-aged surgeon who suddenly decides he cannot live a minute longer without partaking of some young female nookie.

A number of people (many not related to me by either blood or marriage) have stated publicly that these books are among the funniest they have ever read. As the AMA says, laughter is the best medicine, so reading these books may prolong your life. On the other hand, there have been various incidents of people choking on Polish sausages, etc. while reading my stories, and subsequently requiring medical intervention. It is strongly recommended that you do not read any of this garbage while you are also eating garbage, or operating heavy machinery. 

The books were published in the following order: Puerto Vallarta on 49 Brain Cells A Day, Refried Brains, Puerto Vallarta on a Donkey a Day, and Slime and Punishment. They have all been sold in paper book form. Now for the first time, they are available as e-books. Please buy them.